Aussie caller shares hilariously awkward tale of love gone wrong on triple j’s the hookup

In the realm of wild dating stories, one Aussie woman called into Triple J’s The Hookup radio show, leaving hosts Pip Rasmussen and Dee Salmin stunned by the cringe-worthy tale she unfolded. Brace yourselves, as this awkward encounter takes an unexpected turn from a spicy threesome to a painful breakup saga.

The caller kicked off her bizarre narrative, recounting how she met a seemingly lovely and attractive couple at a dating event. The chemistry sparked, leading to an invitation to their home for what should have been a night of carefree fun. Little did she know, the universe had a different script in mind.

As the trio engaged in some intimate moments back at their place, the mood took a sharp left turn when the couple, rather than reveling in post-passion bliss, began airing their relationship grievances. Picture this: a breakup unfolding with the caller awkwardly sandwiched between them.

Dee Salmin couldn’t resist imagining the scene in the buff, but the caller clarified that the couple remained clothed, while she valiantly embraced her birthday suit. Pip Rasmussen, finding the situation increasingly absurd, suggested the dilemma would have been slightly less bizarre if she had contemplated donning a bra for the unexpected role of mediator.

The caller continued her cringe-worthy account, revealing, “Oh guys, she was like, ‘Boy, get out of here [to her boyfriend]. I want to talk to this random girl that I picked up tonight.’ I’m like, OK, great. Love this.”

The trio’s living room transformed into an impromptu therapy session, with the caller playing the unintentional mediator. As tensions escalated, the woman found herself caught in the crossfire of a spat, ultimately leading to the boyfriend declaring, “I’m done. We’re done.” Swiftly recognizing her cue to exit, the caller bid farewell to the awkward chaos.

Amid fits of laughter from the hosts, Rasmussen jokingly suggested that the caller should have charged the couple for her unexpected counseling services. Social media, true to form, joined in on the hilarity, with one user quipping, “Should be called the naked negotiator.” Another marveled, “Wild that she was the only one naked, and the couple thought THAT was the moment to use her for free couples counseling.”

In the annals of awkward encounters, this threesome-turned-threemess takes the cake, leaving listeners and online spectators simultaneously cringing and chuckling at the unpredictability of love and lust.